Don’t hesitate to reach out with offers of cash and prizes. I take commissions on a pay what you can rate. Give me size, surface and medium for a rough price. If you want to throw rocks at me, in a venue of your choosing, my rate is $150/hr. I do birthday parties and am a licensed medicine cabinet inspector. I am a master plumber and carpenter. I have started my life over several times. I suffered a spinal cord injury in early ’25 which left me with 40% of my nerve bundle intact. I can’t work construction no more. My golf swing improved, but that’s because I’m in constant pain. I’m working on getting back into wiffle ball shape so I can whoop my nephew’s ass.

I run the online magazine, Farewell Transmission, to bring a blue-collar, skateboard, Americana culture to the lit mag scene. We run a few issues a year, stuff on Tuesdays, comics on some Saturdays, and a war column every first Sunday. check it out at farewelltransmission.net

For commissions, after we figure out specs, I use Will Schaff’s model: you’ll send photos and a comprehensive playlist and a deposit. I’ll interpret it into a finished artwork, and we’ll settle up. It’s very willie nillie and I have no idea what will come out, but this keeps artistic expression intact.